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GreeTiNgS

2 words:
Benaddict
Cumberbitch

king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

(via moistbottom)

— 6 days ago with 421059 notes

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

(via automatically)

— 6 days ago with 103629 notes

moynmoyn:

wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

(Source: nickimlnaj, via michaxl)

— 6 days ago with 235063 notes

goawaygora:

Discrimination against Northeast Indians in a nutshell (x)

(via not-your-cute-little-asian-girl)

— 6 days ago with 1823 notes

rosaparking:

dude gel pens were my religion in the sixth grade

(via fake-mermaid)

— 6 days ago with 70621 notes
dynastylnoire:

sexxxpensive:

the accuracy though

police crime: he was doing his job

dynastylnoire:

sexxxpensive:

the accuracy though

police crime: he was doing his job

(Source: negro-pleaaase.tumblr.com., via saimasmileslike)

— 6 days ago with 242244 notes

taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

image

(via unfreezes)

— 6 days ago with 261087 notes
gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 6 days ago with 88920 notes

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

image

(via pizza)

— 6 days ago with 214882 notes

whoreascoped:

Reblog this with your penis

(via gnarly)

— 6 days ago with 38381 notes

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy, via moistbottom)

— 6 days ago with 208540 notes

evolutional:

if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel 

(via feistymikey)

— 6 days ago with 159617 notes

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse, via feistymikey)

— 6 days ago with 886307 notes

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

(via best-of-text-posts)

— 6 days ago with 233085 notes